Shower Talk

Our usual morning routine includes John waking up, him waking me up, my getting in the shower while John plays or reads or watches Curious George or climbs into his sister's bed.  Today started out the same.  John chose the 4th option and was in with Annie, when suddenly I hear him SCREAMING:

MOM!!  MOM!!

What?  John, what!??

MOM!! MOM!!

John!  What!  Are you OK??  

John comes tearing around the corner and is standing at the shower while I'm frantically trying to get the shampoo out of my hair.  And he asks:

Mom, was God ever in the real world?

I think I need to add a cup of coffee to my pre-shower routine in order to deal with questions like this.