Thursday, April 14, 2011

Car Stealers

Last night, John told me that two of the boys in his preschool class take the toy cars away from him when he's playing with them.

What I said to John: John, those boys don't know how to share very well. You should take the car you were playing with back, and tell them that you want to play with them and share your cars with them. And if they still don't want to share, then you can go and play with your other friends.

What I meant: John, I hate those little fuckers.

Monday, April 4, 2011

It's not delivery...

Chef John making his own dinner. With a hungry sister magically appearing in the background...

Bon appetit!